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son, your mother and i are very concerned
i never laughed at two cats harder before
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C I R C L E T S (x)
I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
(via iusuallyeattherude)
What gay guys think a vagina looks like.
are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?
as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like
don’t worry it tastes better then it looks
and when on our period the fangs spurt out blood into our enemies’ mouths
(via iusuallyeattherude)
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
oh
my life is a lie
oh…
UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!
THE CAKE IS A LIE
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(via charlie--sheen)
Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the past wasn’t in black and white or in grainy and bland colors and it wasn’t painted on a canvas and it wasn’t just words printed in a text book. Like, history was real and vivid and just as alive as we are and that’s pretty amazing.
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